Jokes
The Nesingwarys go camping
Nesingwary and his son, Nesingwary Junior are nestled in their sleeping bags after a long day of hunting.
Nesingwary looks up and says to his son, "Son, what do you see?"
Nesingwary Junior replies, "Pa, I see a clear night sky. And in that sky I see a thousand stars. And beyond that I see a hundred thousand planets."
Nesingwary, impatiently asks, "Yes, but what does all that mean to you, son?"
Junior says, "Well, I guess it means that there is an infinite number of things for us to hunt out in the universe."
"No, you daft idiot," yells Nesingwary at his son, "it means someone has stolen our bloody tent!"
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